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A Modest Proposal
Congested traffic, packed subways,
ever escalating high-rises, and disastrous ozone depletion: these are all the
dismal and depressing results of overpopulation. The human race’s mastery of agriculture
and technology has allowed people to live more prosperous, leisurely lives, but
it has also generated numerous obstacles that no one has been able to solve.
Habitat destruction, overwhelming pollution, species extinction, and resource
exhaustion are all blatant consequences of too many people on Earth. How are we
to preserve our planet? How, as a global community, are we supposed to ensure a
future for ourselves?
Simple.
In fact, there are several avenues in which we can pursue our goal of a cleaner,
brighter, less populated world. Firstly, there is the simple and effective idea
of aborting babies. Exponential increases in population are because too many
people are having offspring. If the world kills its babies, there would no
problem. Off course, not all babies could possibly be killed; the objective is
to reduce the population down to a nice, controllable, healthy size that does
not strain our Mother Earth, not to kill off the whole human race. If every
other baby were knocked off, the populace would quickly drop down to about half
its current number in a matter of a few generations. Thus, the problem of
overpopulation would be solved within one hundred years.
Secondly,
the systematic cleansing of population through the bump-off of peoples would
also be very efficient. If we want a better world, and better future, we also
need to want a better population. Today’s world has allowed millions, and
possibly even billions, of people to become lazy, fat, and nasty. Does our
future need such lackadaisical individuals; does our future deserve
these wretches? The organizational slaughter of undesirables would easily clean
up our world and reduce population. We could literally trim off the fat.
While
some people may consider these resolutions as slightly cruel, let me procure a
third possibility, for the fainthearted and queasy. Instead of reducing the
population through the butchering of people, the prevention of overpopulation
would work just as well. While no one can possibly ask of another to not partake
in the primal, and carnal activity of sex, one can nullify the effects. If
reproductive organs lost their power to engender progeny, the matter of
overpopulation would cease to exist. Furthermore, mandatory sterilization of
selective people would also refine the future population. Also with sterilization, prevention tools
would become antiquated and obsolete, thus cleaning the environment of rubber
and plastics. The beneficial effects of mandatory sterilization would be
three-fold.
Some
people are blind like bats in the night to the blatancy of how easy solving the
problem of overpopulation actually is. While scientists provide indirect
solutions, such as creating stricter pollution laws, enforcing abstinence, and
finding alternative fuel sources, my proposals nip the problem in the bud, at
the heart. The aforementioned avenues to the success and achievement of a
smaller population are possible, practical, and very easy to implement.
Abortion, discriminatory cleansing, and mandatory sterilization of selects are
the answer; they are the surefire way to end this blight.
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